smoke the meat pipe

Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.
by Dank Rider July 19, 2004
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smoke a fat blunt

To smoke a cigar that has been cut open, the tobacco removed and replaced with as much stinky, sticky, sweet green ganja as one can put in the bad-boy, then re-stuck together using magic. This is usually with the intention of getting fuckin' mellow and "blunted."
(Pretty much any given afternoon at pretty much any given university) - "Gentlemen, I believe we owe it to ourselves to smoke a fat blunt. We would simply be remiss if we didn't."
by Jap the Jimmy June 05, 2014
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Smoke you out

Usually a generous offer to provide someone with smoke-able drugs as to be enjoyed together. Similar to the way that someone might say “come over for dinner.” It implies that the person saying it, will be the “host” by providing “party favors” (in this case smoke-able drugs) to the guest, or the person they’re telling that too
Joe: “Hey Jack, wanna come over? I’ll smoke you out ‘cause you’re cool af”
Jack: “Ah man, thanks! I’m down to go smoke you you”
by AppleJoeAJ March 22, 2021
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Smoke you out

If someone says “let me smoke you out.” That means they want to smoke weed with you UNTIL YOU ARE HIGH.
“Hey King, want me to smoke you out?”

“When have I ever said no?”
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smoking a pink cigar

Another phrase for giving head or a blowjob.
She smokes my brothers pink cigar often.
by jezza December 20, 2004
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Smoke 'n' Choke

When you're in the middle of fucking a bitch and you want to spice things up you light a bong, make the bitch take a fat rip then you choke her so all the smoke gets stuck in her lungs. This causes the bitch to viciously try to get the smoke out but cannot.
Me: Bro last night me and Stephanie were fucking and we did the Smoke 'n' Choke.
Friend: Damn how'd she react?
Me: She was struggling shit was hot.
Friend: Nice dude.
by LoganF January 08, 2019
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SMOKE CHECK

Getting screwed up after a PT or Workout such as sweating or blowing snot everywhere.
Hey private Williams how was the new fitness video you got your recruits. Smoke Checked all of them even I broke out a sweat or two.
by Wetyoutube1 April 08, 2019
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