Shoot And Loot

The act of letting a girl invite you to her house for sex, where upon after climax hitting her head on the headboard before leaving to raid the fridge till she wakes up.

i am going to shoot and loot this girl tonight.

by goneferlunch November 10, 2014

Shoot that indian

To wet one part of a joint that is burning unevenly, also called "canoeing".

Dude, where you learn to roll? This joint is canoeing.
Man, just shoot that indian, puff, puff, pass.

by IndigoWyrd November 18, 2022

Shoot the skateboard

When you rob a bank and you run in with a Ar-15 and proceed to miss all your shots on the person on the skateboard (better used when their name is Jerome.)

You heard that one guy that just recently pulled a "shoot the skateboard

by dopod April 13, 2025

Don't Shoot the Car

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008

shoot your goomy

Used in Adventure time fanfiction smut, is the equivalent of screaming Cum! or Fill me up! in Japanese hentai

I-I'm getting close...

Oh, goddd do it! Shoot your Goomy Finn!

by darqdjinn November 23, 2016

Dooker shoot

First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.

"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.

by AuntieT November 21, 2011

He shoots, he scores!

"He shoots, he scores!" is an exclamation used by non-professional footballers to emphasize their excitement upon scoring a goal. The term was first used by soccer match commentators.

John shouted happily He shoots, he scores! after successfully scoring goal.

by montyBabinotis November 1, 2022