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hummus sandwich

The act of having anal sex; preferably with a strap on.
Man: "Will you do to me what you did to me in Flint?"
Woman: "What, make you a hummus sandwich?"
by Unnamed Definer January 11, 2009
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Cosby sandwich

A Cosby sandwich is the act of drugging/date-raping a woman and afterwards making up for it by making her a delicious sandwich and possibly a Fresca to drink. Ex: grilled cheese/ham and cheese/ Bologna.
Dude Dylan swift totally gave that 18 year old a Cosby sandwich!! But at least the next morning he made her a bologna sandwich and gave her a Fresca!!
by Pauldings poet December 12, 2015
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Bastard Sandwich

An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.
"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"

"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."
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sheep sandwich

The act of cunnilingus on a woman.for example: What would you like for dinner? I'll have a sheep sandwich!
for example: What would you like for dinner? I'll have a sheep sandwich!
by Jasperco November 18, 2013
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Ass Sandwich

A sex term describing poop in between 2 buttcheeks being eaten.
A fed B an ass sandwich, and now B wants another.
by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019
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Eat a sandwich

Something skinny people get told far too often
I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich
by Spaghettinoodleghost May 12, 2021
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Wetting the Sandwich

Inducing vaginal moistness by the bumping or grinding of hips against a person or object
"I think the creepy goth bumping against my mate is quietly wetting the sandwich"
by alethiophile February 18, 2019
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