When a person (male or female) inadvertently sits/falls onto a projectile shaped object (I.e shampoo bottle, tennis ball can, ear of corn), penetrating the sphincter and traumatically inserting the random projectile into the anal canal.
“Hey, why does Jen scream and tremble when she sees ears of corn?”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”
by BeeRandi September 4, 2019
Get the Squirrel Feedermug. Perfect substitute for any expletive, adjective, verb, exclamation, or noun in the entire English language.
Squirrel you!
That guy is such a Squirrel.
Quit Squirreling around!
What the Squirrel were you thinking?!
Aw, go Squirrel yourself.
Son of a Squirrel!
Holy Squirrel!
Squirrel it.
What the Squirrel?!
Squirrel!!!
Quit being a Squirrel!
You can be a real Squirrel sometimes...
Aw, Squirrel me.
That guy is such a Squirrel.
Quit Squirreling around!
What the Squirrel were you thinking?!
Aw, go Squirrel yourself.
Son of a Squirrel!
Holy Squirrel!
Squirrel it.
What the Squirrel?!
Squirrel!!!
Quit being a Squirrel!
You can be a real Squirrel sometimes...
Aw, Squirrel me.
by BushidoTech February 26, 2017
Get the Squirrelmug. by I'm here b*tch August 27, 2019
Get the Squirrelmug. Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel, SquirrelSquirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel!!!!! Squirrel SquirrelySquirrelSquirrel, Squirrel?
SQUIRREL 👋👋
SQUIRREL 👋👋
Squirrel: Squirrel Squirrel
Squirrel: Squirrel!!!!!!!
Squirrel: Squirrel!!!!!!!
by A squirrel lover June 23, 2018
Get the Squirrelmug. by MgRonalds March 14, 2015
Get the Squirrel Waxmug. When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!
by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015
Get the bloody toothed squirrelmug. Used as a nick name or slang word the true meaning of calling someone squirrel is someone who saves things for later, or someone with an ace up his sleeve.
by Squirrel. March 20, 2021
Get the Squirrelmug.