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On the spoon

One who enjoys relaxing and injecting heroin.
Look at the lid on him.. he’s definitely been on the spoon.

Bryan has more legs than teeth. That’s from being on the spoon for years.
by Ladel November 4, 2023
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Spoon

1. A Romantic way of cuddling
2.a dumb person
1.Yeah me and Chad spooned last night
2. Me:What did you get for number 5 on the math homework?

Chad: I got Abraham Lincoln somehow

Me: Oh my god your such a spoon
by Captain long schlong May 15, 2016
mugGet the Spoonmug.

Spooky spoon

PersonA:spooky spoon is coming
PersonB:(craps themselves)
by Noitcere March 28, 2020
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Broken Spoon

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.
Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"
by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019
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spoon the balls

To put spoon under the the balls to hold them in place while a female sucks the dick
Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.
by Sub-hub June 19, 2021
mugGet the spoon the ballsmug.

The silver spoon

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.
"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."
by A Single Bean January 29, 2022
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Spoonful of ass

Just let me eat the spoonful of ass
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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