That's not what happened

That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.

Hym "That's not what happened. Get involved now or run the risk of getting a child murdered."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

It's not what it looks like

it's exactly what it looks like.

Dude 1: walks in on something they're not supposed to see

Dude 2: " it's not what it looks like! "

by V1nny_211 June 19, 2025

That's not what you're doing though

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.

Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

It's not my turn

Still waiting

Hym "I would but it's not my turn."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

It's not that

Nope. Anna. It's not you being too moral and you jUsT cAn'T do it.

Hym "It's not that. You can. And here is where you invoke what America IS to you and you and I both know that it hasn't been that for me so I don't know who you're trying to fool."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

That's not what's happening

Give me the fucking money you piece of shit.

Hym "Yeah, that's not what's happening here, fuck-face. You're ignoring until I do what you want but I'm just not ever going to do it. So I'm going to murder a child. You ARE going to regret trying to do this (if you don't already). I don't need to do it today to know that for a fact. The people who aren't going to regret losing another one are likely the loudest and you should probably ask THEM why THEY want kids to die as much as I do."

by Hym Iam November 10, 2025

Dave’s not here man

A phase used to determine that the piece of information you were looking for is null and void. Said as a response that politely indicates the answer is unknown.
Taken from the hit movie Cheech and Chong

Person (a) can you help me out later ?
Person (b) Dave’s not here man

by Deloris Schrodinger November 11, 2025