Choking the snake

When you have a boner in public so you flip up ur cock and choke it with your waist band.

“Dude I have a massive boner what do I do?”
“Try choking the snake!”

by 420xxShowstaffxx69pussyslaywr May 23, 2018

snake boy

when someone you know looks like a snake by the way they act or walk.
they are usually boys, and tend to slither around like snakes.

'omg that boy slithers everywhere he goes!'
' i know totez snake boy or wot?

by Matteh Babey December 9, 2010

Snake in the Grass

When you tittie fuck a hairy, fat man.

Yeah, I went on a date with Gary last night and we so did snake in the grass.

by GayCarcinoma March 5, 2009

snake spit

The sringy spit u get while smoken a joint that doest seem to wanna leave the mouth.Eventualy leads to the (pasties)

damm this weed gave me such bad snake spit i got it all over my new kicks.

by james skuce January 9, 2005

snake wrangler

Someone who wrestles the "snake" or penis. Often a derogetory term. Homosexuals are bad people.

Zack is a crazy snake wrangler

by MrSnuggles September 25, 2004

Snake-out

A contentious, disagreeable or dangerous situation eliciting strong emotional reaction.

"I got in an argument with my boss...it was a total snake-out."

"The line at DMV was snaked-out, so we just left."

"They were snaking-out over an accident on the freeway this morning."

by marcusw April 13, 2012

poket snake

A long penis that goes into your pants and rapes you.

"Mela! get your poket snake out of my pants"

by jozee May 9, 2006