alpaca smacka

Female donkey punch from the front. This is where, during missionary, the female will distract the male with sexy banter and then surprise the male with a right (or left) hook to the temple. This prolongs the experience and further arouses the female who is into rough play. The male will often be disoriented and have to concentrate extra hard on the task at hand.

Yo! Did you hear about the Craig Machine? He took home that bar skank last night and in mid plow, that chic full on Alpaca Smacka’ed him! Almost broke his orbital socket. Make fun of him the next time you see him.

by The Iracorn February 24, 2023

Double Sack Taint Smack

When two guys are fucking the same girl, one in the front and one in the back, and their timing gets messed up leading them to smack eachothers balls on the girl's taint

Me and Jim were fucking this chick the other day and he screwed up the timing and we ended up doing the double sack taint smack!

by Corey3259 April 11, 2015

Early Bird Smash

A process in which one isolates him or her self for one night, abandoning sleep and guaranteeing a hellish next day, in the name of doing all homework, studying, or stressful, pressing matters, in a burst of tired glory. Not recommended for amateurs.

My first Early Bird Smash this semester was yesterday. Today was hell but I finished 6 assignments and aced a Physics test.

by Cyan_Pile July 24, 2016

mario tennis ultra smash

Just a joke

Nintendo: lmao you got pranked you guys thought mario tennis ultra smash was an actual game lmaooooo

by That one 🅱️🅾️I July 31, 2018

Ur 🅿️🅿️ Small

A roast every 6th grader uses when they’re in deep shit

Boi: u can’t do shit right

U: well ur 🅿️🅿️ Small

Boi: *cries in silence*

by 🅱️ig 🅱️oi July 26, 2019

Wrap say he smack

Something absolute chads say when they're trying to throw off noob in a Roblox rap battle

Chad: Wrap say he smack wrap say he smack

Noob: Wrap say he smack

Chad: haha she said it

by Xanderisreallycool December 4, 2020

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.

Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”

by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021