rubber check

Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".

Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Rubbishly

To do something terribly

'Does he teach rubbishly?'

by soopadoopa October 26, 2018

Rubberback

A Rubberback is a person who affiliates themselves with the iconic entrepreneur Jack Burns, a YouTuber that is rising to the top.

Look at that guy over there, he hangs around with this YouTuber Jack Burns, what a Rubberback.

by Rubberback November 26, 2018

Rubber (person)

A shit ORG host with a tendency to be an idiot and act like they have a broom up their ass

Oh that cunt is a real rubber (person), fuck him mates

by Camusaysfahku December 10, 2018

Rubber Ducky

When you fuck a girl in the shower with a condom full of water and the squeaky sound reminds you of a rubber ducky from your childhood.

Yo dude, I rubber ducky'd Becky yesterday.

by EdnGrace December 22, 2018

Rubbish Rubbers

Bad condoms; condoms that do not work and allow sperm to enter the vagina

Thoes rubbish rubbers didn’t work. We still need up having her

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

rubber shavings

A shaving made from a rubber when it is being used

When a rubber is being used shavings come of it"stop eating those rubber shavings charles,"

by Hubababuba January 17, 2019