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Queef

Yeah come over and queef with us.
by Ronald James May 31, 2018
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Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
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Kung Pao Queef

Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.
Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?
by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018
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Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.
I said ew when I saw milf queefs
by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023
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Beef queef

More known as beefykeith
The beefykeith done a beef queef
by Beef quedf October 13, 2023
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Queef Penis

Luke- Bro my girl queef penised me
Nelson- So not ferd muck muck
Luke- It smelled so bad
Nelson- I bet
by wadewiggins October 15, 2023
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Musty Queef Detection

Mustard Queef? Like the Musty Queef Detection from Tom Clancys: Rainbow Six Extraction
by Gusty Jeep Collection October 30, 2023
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