Potato Painter

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.

Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!

by Residentialzombe1 December 3, 2019

Mash potato

Similar to the word gip, mash potato describes the moments before you feel like you might be sick but aren't actually sick.

(Someone is being inconsiderate and talking to you about a disgusting conversation topic whilst you are eating a meal and you and you start to associate the things being discussed in the conversation with the texture of your food) ... mash potato

by anonymous17363 October 30, 2017

fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and proceed to fuck

"i really want a fuck potato"

by i heart incest June 23, 2022

Twat potatoes

Large bulging and off putting pussy lips that protrude like potatoes on either side of the vagina.

Man that girl had some lumpy labia.
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.

Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(

by Wordmaker of lies August 8, 2014

Potato Scandal

The fucked up and amazing shit that is created by an exceptional group of best friends.

That looks like a fucking Potato Scandal!

by ThatBiGuy September 26, 2018

musty potato

A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.

"My gf wants me to musty potato her "

by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016

Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato

That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato

by Carlos de la Cerda December 9, 2021