Crank off

Masterbation. A slang term for male masterbation.

Dude, you can't trust your girl's birth control. You better just crank off alone in the tub and leave her alone.

by jwells1234 September 3, 2009

Jacking Off

What a guy will do as often as possible.

My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.

by Derpherpderpistan February 10, 2013

signed off

A message indicating that a user from a network has left/exited.

What you don't want to see when you are talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tom: hey babe
Tom: you there?!
Tom: hellloooooooo?!!?
Tom: ARE YOU STILL THERE?!?!?!?!?!
\Tina has signed off.
Tom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
\The message has not been sent because the recipient is currently unavailable.

by Godknown April 7, 2006

Thinking Off

The abillity to achieve orgasm through thought.

I was just laying their and totally just orgasmed.

Oh so you were thinking off?

Hell yah!

by Mfaub October 19, 2010

get off it

leave me or whatever alone

dude, "get off it"

by Colin August 7, 2003

Pushing Off

The act of "pushing" the plunger of a syringe. See also: shooting up.

We wanted to save the rest of our stash but Ellie insisted on pushing off right away.

by 5ar13 December 29, 2005

Eat off

To have a competition with your friend(s) to see who can eat the most / quickest. Participants need not be obese to participate. Under no circumstance can the eat off be planned. The eat off can be to consume ANY food.

Dude 1 - Duuuuude, this lasagne is awesome.
Dude 2 - Duuuuuude, it really is. I'm going to have another piece.
Dude 1 - Oh yeah so am I.
Dude 2 - Are you challenging me to an eat off ?
Dude 1 - Hell yes. Eat off !

random spectator- Eat off, Eat off...EAT OFF !!!

Eat off commences...followed by eat off champion mocking the eat off loser until the next eat off.

by Abu B Sal October 3, 2009