The wannabe Unicorn that takes glue and put's a narwhal horn on it. Shaking my head go throw glitter somewhere else.
by UnicornsLiveInAustralia May 28, 2012
Get the Sparkle Horsemug. Lap dance where a female is seating on a chair giving the male a blowjob but the male is upsidedown standing on both hands doing pushups while his legs are spread out resting on female's shoulder.
Hey bro, I'm skipping arm workout today. Lastnight was my girl's birthday & I did a crazy horse on her.
by jilicious March 1, 2014
Get the Crazy Horsemug. by savageson March 10, 2009
Get the Brown Horsemug. when you are on your period
(if you are being dragged by the horse you feel like shit just like you feel when you get your period)
(if you are being dragged by the horse you feel like shit just like you feel when you get your period)
by Samus19 October 11, 2010
Get the Off The Horsemug. A sexual act whereby when a female passes out, usually when drunk, and the male waits and then ejaculates on the unsuspecting ginch.
by Vinny Stigma October 22, 2006
Get the trojan horsemug. 1. an out of control phi kap that is also well hung.
2. a person who, after consuming a bottle of el toro, will slap a sorority hooker for being such a nasty ho!
2. a person who, after consuming a bottle of el toro, will slap a sorority hooker for being such a nasty ho!
by llcoolbean December 4, 2003
Get the Crazy Horsemug. 