exotic cow dancers are usually named Kimberly and they seduce your cows, she will make more cows with your cows, and she usually looks like a cow in her cow stripper costume.
by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 15, 2023
When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021
by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010
A word which came from a xbox live player, thatguy901, who used the word out of rage to make fun of noob players
jim: hey man, i just spawn killed this narb, and t bagged the shit out of him
alex:rofllmao and a hungry cow!
alex:rofllmao and a hungry cow!
by alex the kid August 12, 2011
by lookarobot April 18, 2010
by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023
There was a juicy baby cow on the farm
by babycow12 March 05, 2017