The condition in which neck fat completely absorbs one chin, connecting one's face to one's shoulders in a single, nontapering, gelatinous mass. Related to cankles, a similar condition at the lower leg.
by mayhemite! January 21, 2011
Get the face canklemug. Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong
Dan: Shut the fuk up.
Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.
Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH
Dan: Shut the fuk up.
Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.
Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH
by PumaMania August 14, 2008
Get the *Face Hell*mug. The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.
For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.
For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.
Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.
For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.
Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.
by fat_man July 15, 2014
Get the selfie facemug. A person who looks squinty eyed in the morning, resembling a Mole in the sunlight
A person who finds it difficult to open thier eyes fully soon after waking up from sleep
Squinting in the sunlight like a mole
A person with Mole like features
A person who finds it difficult to open thier eyes fully soon after waking up from sleep
Squinting in the sunlight like a mole
A person with Mole like features
I only had two hours sleep last night, I've got hellish mole face
Oh my god look at Dan's mole face, he looks tired.....and funny
Im so tired....I cant open my eyes....the sun is burning me....Its so bright.....I feel like a mole.....No no dont hurt my mole face...ah it feels like my face is melting
Oh my god look at Dan's mole face, he looks tired.....and funny
Im so tired....I cant open my eyes....the sun is burning me....Its so bright.....I feel like a mole.....No no dont hurt my mole face...ah it feels like my face is melting
by Inspector Tibby February 25, 2010
Get the Mole Facemug. in the famous "sneezing panda" youtube video, the mother panda has her merm face on when her baby panda sneezes
by wtfmerm June 14, 2009
Get the merm facemug. Describing a female with any facial hair or yeti/bigfoot features. Extremely fucked in the face and is so ugly you just can't stop looking at her. Usually very tall and manly. Lets out an occasional low grunt or howl. Looks more at home in the woods then in public.
by hubert cummberdale January 18, 2010
Get the yeti-facemug. It's used the same as the standard Your Face,
It's a universal comeback to anything.
But the 'your' is emphasized.
When someone insults you and you haven't got anything to fire back with,
Or even if you're just bored of them and don't want to talk about that topic,
You reply as if they've said something about your face, when it really should be their face.
It originated from a community for an online counter-strike soccer game in australia, but it's making it's way into the real world.
It's a universal comeback to anything.
But the 'your' is emphasized.
When someone insults you and you haven't got anything to fire back with,
Or even if you're just bored of them and don't want to talk about that topic,
You reply as if they've said something about your face, when it really should be their face.
It originated from a community for an online counter-strike soccer game in australia, but it's making it's way into the real world.
A: Ahhh ya can't pass for shitt!!
B: No YOUR face.
A: Negative. your face.
B: No YOU
(note it's usually not done with capital letters for the your, that's just to demonstrate the emphasis)
A: Did that turn out alright quality, B? I think I had vent running aswell..
B: no your face
C: no your face!!!!!!!!!!!
B: no your face
A: Hey B, we were looking through your computer and C said you have some appalling taste in music.
B: More like no C's face!
A: C says no yours.
B: ..
B: im coming over there right now to kick C's ass.
A: go to bed B
B: no your face
B: No YOUR face.
A: Negative. your face.
B: No YOU
(note it's usually not done with capital letters for the your, that's just to demonstrate the emphasis)
A: Did that turn out alright quality, B? I think I had vent running aswell..
B: no your face
C: no your face!!!!!!!!!!!
B: no your face
A: Hey B, we were looking through your computer and C said you have some appalling taste in music.
B: More like no C's face!
A: C says no yours.
B: ..
B: im coming over there right now to kick C's ass.
A: go to bed B
B: no your face
by Tophness January 23, 2009
Get the No your facemug.