Team Butter

A team of individuals which exhibit skills of being smooth yet refined. It's like being so fresh and so clean, but better.

That Diana must be part of Team Butter, she's so fresh wid dem words.

Jessica be smoother than silk, she dun joined Team Butter.

by Teluxe January 5, 2011

clutter butter

The ejaculate left behind in the vagina after a long night of love making.

This morning I woke up and started banging my girl and she didn't even have to get wet because there was already clutter butter.

by Classiccallahan October 13, 2017

Rape-butter

The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.

1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.

by Apologizing May 13, 2017

butter dick

when someones dick is so slippery

"babe, it keeps slipping out, I think you have a butter dick"

by mayb kuma October 29, 2017

butter fever

When someone has a 'butter fever' on something, it means that person is really addicted to it.

e.g.
-That guy has a huge butter fever on twenty one pilots. He is wearing a twenty one pilots cap, shirt, shorts and shoes!
-I think I have a butter fever on Minecraft. I play it all day!

by Boxler May 11, 2016

butter feelings

n- warm, delicious feelings that cause you to devour the nearest fried twinkie or anything edible that contains a clusterfuck of butter.

That Nicole Kendal chick must have a lot of butter feelings.

by thewhisperingeye<3 January 9, 2010

gorilla butter

The cum that oozes from a person's ass after anal sex.

I buttered my toast with your gorilla butter this morning!

by hojijonez May 28, 2004