by Kaboose28 October 19, 2015

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
*and then you get left on read*
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When your wearing stubbies and you tuck or cock in between your legs to your asshole creating a moose knuckle
by Biglew August 10, 2023

One day fork decided to 9/11 aniversary in japan so he went in OpposingFork's Truck, it has the isis logo on the front and his slogan is "Hate Black People", he is an extremist especially when in his truck, he looks like an arab 50 year old terrorist muslim when he goes to tokyo to drive over anime girls, noooo hot babes, who am i gonna edge to nowww?!?! Fork is so halal for driving over all of those anime babes now i can finally pass no nut novemeber and musa can pass ramadan, happy ramadan fork and thanks for getting on your extremist terrorist truck where you hold syrian women prostitutes you sell for 4000 dollars, bad deal, but when u notice they are hot, then its worth it, free slaves and goon cave, pls fork such good deals. Next time run over israeli children, they will blame it on palpatine and nuke it, fork ur a muslim hero, dont listen to the haters, you are a true syrian huligan, dress up like in ohio, homs city of stone, inventor of shawarma, yummy shawarma, fork loves shawarma, it makes him do more genocidical acts of terrorism, especially to israeli children.
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