When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.
Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.
by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021
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Eg:
Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.
Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins
Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.
Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins
by Loki_is_mine January 14, 2022
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No man. It's a muffin day. Hear them squirrels sing?
You on the pipe again.
No man. It's a muffin day. Hear them squirrels sing?
You on the pipe again.
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