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mind blown

sarcastic tone of voice when someone is saying something obvious
mum: books are made out of paper
child: MIND BLOWN!
by watermellon10 March 17, 2020
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inverse-proportion of business-minding

Refers to a "it would be humorous if it weren't serious" social truth: if someone habitually sticks his nose in where it doesn't belong, his OWN life is usually gonna be in total shambles --- in other words, he's so busy minding OTHER people's business that he doesn't have any time or energy left to mind his OWN business properly!
A good way to determine if a self-proclaimed "vigilante of morality/diligence" is truly “caring ‘n’ helpful” is to view da overall status of da loudmouth's OWN life --- if he’s merely a grumpy loner whom da locals mostly avoid, then he's probably just a classic example of da inverse-proportion of business-minding; he merely wants to "feel important for five minutes". Reminds me of dat arrogantly-righteous and absurdly-overzealous young lawyer I once saw on TV, and who was actually bringing criminal charges against teenagers who were merely having intimate relationships. Many of da teens --- and even some of da parents, much as they themselves disapproved of pre-marital sex --- felt dat da sniffy-Puritan attorney was grossly overstepping his bounds. Yet when da interviewer asked him da most obvious question imaginable --- whether HE HIMSELF had ever sought sex from a girl during his OWN teenage years --- he suddenly got snootily offensive, and huffily monotoned back with, "Sir --- I will be compelled to terminate da interview if this line of questioning is pursued." HA --- looks like da only real reason for his being such a litigious a**h**e was dat either HE HIMSELF was privately embroiled in some paternity suit and/or sexual-misconduct allegations and so he wished to appear fiercely-moralistic to seem innocent of any wrongdoing, or else he was merely JEALOUS of da hot young studs in da neighborhood who were "getting lucky" with all of those "cute 'n' juicies" sweet-sixteens!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Nopen Minded

Describes a person who claims to be open to new opinions and new ways of thinking, yet only harps back to the same old tired ideas and rhetoric.

(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')
Our Professor is so nopen minded - he goes back to the same ways of thinking even after being shown a better way.
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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Mind Fuck

Getting aired out cuz i Dont air out my baby

momma then i get blamed for running my mouth.
Welp guess my own should of been aborted...

Xo

Mind Fuck.
by Hmug February 10, 2021
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Mind Knuckled

Verb, past tense. To be completely obliterated in the head or go blank, not remembering what you just said.
Man, this Han Solo Burger chronic has me totally mind knuckled, I can't even remember what i was just saying to you!
by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024
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mindful heretic

a person who finds that the only way to uphold the ideals and principles of one's belief system or group memberships (churches, clubs, political parties, socioeconomic groups, etc.) is to BREAK its rules mindfully. THis means the person does so knowing full well what the repercussions and backlash for his/her actions or words might be. While the word heresy is rooted in lots of religious history, a mindful heretic is possible not just in religious organizations, but also in broader secular contexts as well.
A family has a tradition that has existed for generations tjat depends on a racist pattern of behavior. When you choose to break with that tradition because you can not in good faith continue being a member of the family unless you refuse to follow the tradition, even if you know you won't be invited to family gatherings, you have been a mindful heretic to your family's orthodoxy.

A theologian who chooses to write what s/he believes to be true despite the religious consequences is also a mindful heretic. See Matthew Fox's Confessions of a Post-Denominational Priest for a great example.
by binahbaby December 19, 2011
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mind sleeze

someone who is always thinking of dirty raunchy sex
I don't care that, that dude talks about sex a lot but he is always talking about the most nasty dirtiest shit he can think of....what a fucking mind sleeze.
by mind fucked May 15, 2014
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