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West Milford

n. A town in northern New Jersey that is meticulously bereft of prolific opulence. People from West Milford are generally considered by outsiders as any one of the following: redneck, hick, hillbilly, shitkicker or klansman.

adj. A state of being unclean and/or infected with one or more STD's, likely obtained from intercourse with a sibling or other close relative.
n. "I passed a trash heap the other day. A bum was living inside. It reminded me of West Milford."

adj. "Yo son, Stacy may look hot, but she's totally West Milford. She has the clap."
by Johnny O. April 26, 2006
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A Hot_Milfy_Mom is an untamable mythical god who rains down Milfy Milk. Milfy milk has the capabilities of pruducing diamonds when soaked into tokens. A hot_Milfy_Mom can be found seducing men all around the world with her every move and word, with the utmost reserve of Lohan-ness.
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by bret21 November 25, 2011
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Milford,CT

It started out being called "Pillford" and now it's the Oxycotin capitial of the world!! It used to be a small seashore community and now it's a drug infested cess pool. The cops here are assholes also, man they love there tazers. And while we are being honest it turned into Babymommaville, you're not a cool teenager if you don't have a fatherless child. Don't get me wrong there are some nice places but those probably get robbed on a daily bascis by their drug addict children. This whole town needs to be on the A&E show Intervention.
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