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n. A town in northern New Jersey that is meticulously bereft of prolific opulence. People from West Milford are generally considered by outsiders as any one of the following: redneck, hick, hillbilly, shitkicker or klansman.

adj. A state of being unclean and/or infected with one or more STD's, likely obtained from intercourse with a sibling or other close relative.
n. "I passed a trash heap the other day. A bum was living inside. It reminded me of West Milford."

adj. "Yo son, Stacy may look hot, but she's totally West Milford. She has the clap."
by Johnny O. April 10, 2006
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