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Gift Lake

A small Northern settlement in Alberta. A place where Métis hate Treaties and attempt to kick them out of the community. A place where the young kids vandalize and steal things including bikes and vehicles. A place where the Weetagoo and Goatman live. Come visit sometime!! (this is a joke , take no offence)
“Eeee, we have to go pick her up in Gift Lake.”
by walorg September 8, 2018
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Great Salt Lake

Defined as a modified salt lake, a Great Salt Lake involves depositing a larger than normal volume of ejaculate in a single contiguous puddle in the concavity of the small of a woman's back. Slightly more technical, a Great Salt Lake has minimum volume requirements. Namely, if the milk soup in question is the product of one man, the volume must be at least twice that for required for a standard salt lake or 4-IBV (4 International Bust Volumes). If two or more men are attempting a great salt lake the formula is as follows. N(Number of Men) X W (Width of small of woman's back in inches) X P(Number of times dicks touched) / Q(Combined phallus length in inches), Or (N*W*P)/Q The result is unitless and defined in IBV's.
Two of my buddies and I got really housed on Natural Ice Light and ran train on this slue. Somehow in the midst of all the sword fighting we managed to pull off a Great Salt Lake.
by qroberts May 22, 2008
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Crystal Lake

When you load a lot of crystal meth into a bub, you melt it down and it makes a puddle... and if you load a lot, it makes a lake..
shitt homie, you know how to git er dun.. you loaded a crystal lake.. we're gonna be straight up geetered!
by Crystaal November 8, 2005
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Land O'Lakes

Background: Greasy butter from U of D

Definition: When going down on a girl, pull a stick of butter out of pocket (or some other hiding place). Next, shove the stick of butter in the vaginal cavity. Upon insertion, yell "Land O'Lakes bitch," and promoptly prop your foot over the vaginal cavity while holding the girl's two legs. Continue to hold until the butter is completely melted.
"Yo dude, last night was so crazy. I got so drunk, and I think I gave that wench Doris a Land O'Lakes."
by Bren Donohue December 13, 2004
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Cold Lake

A city in north east Alberta. Mostly inhabited by Air force assholes(Pigeons)and Natives. I was born in Cold Lake and it is full of beauty. Including Forests, A huge Lake, and trails coming outta your ass. A Fun/cool place for RedNecks alike.

Things to do: Four by Fouring, Drinking, Quading, then more drinking! WHOO HOO!!
My name is Katie-anne, this is my Dad is Billy-Bob. We are from Cold Lake
by K@T May 29, 2007
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Lake Jackson Thank You

A sudden spout of jism, oft preceded by Lake Jackson hnadshake.
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
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Lakerrior

A Kobe Bryant/Los Angeles Lakers fan, who is a bandwagon Stephen Curry/Golden State Warriors fan.
Kobe/Lakers Fan: Steph Curry is an all time great. He could take on Michael Jordan!

Person With A Brain: No he couldn't, you fucking Lakerrior
by LeGoat James August 8, 2016
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