Faltskog's Law

The law which states that those people who claim to dislike something vehemently, secretly love it (e.g anti-gay pastors who are caught bumming a rent-boy). Named after Agneta Faltskog from ABBA - as anyone claiming to dislike ABBA is lying to themself...even Agneta Faltskog.

"How did you know I was gay?"
"You kept banging on about how much you hate gays - Faltskog's Law."

by Mestopheles November 12, 2017

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Colin Laws

The coolest uncle boss ever. He likes to buy his awesome workers (steph, Liam and meg) a lot of Costa and food. Can be a bit weird at times but aren’t we all.

He’s the Above and Above and Beyond cult leader

Dickhead 1: Have you heard of Colin Laws?
Dickhead 2: Yeah, he’s my uncle boss that buys me costa
Dickhead 1: Dude that’s so cool!

by The Weirdo Potato July 3, 2020

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Emari’s Law

This real ass bitch can do what the fucc she wants

That girl doesn’t give a fucc, must live by “Emari’s Law”.

by Thiccbitch01 June 28, 2018

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Theo's Law

The idea is that every time you laugh you learn something new, whether you have realized it or not.

Ha, You farted. (Everyone laughs) Wow, that's what Theo's law is, because I just learned this guy is a real douche.

by iSyphix December 3, 2017

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The law of Bean

The universal rule that Sean Bean can never be allowed to live throughout the entirety of any television program or movie in which he stars. For every show/film in which he survives, one of his fellow actors dies in real life.

"Dude, did you hear about (insert actor name here)?"

"Yeah, how'd he/she die?"

"Their director broke the law of Bean"

"What? That's insane!"

by Lord of the DANCE July 3, 2014

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