Boy: Did you see the Johnson boys today?
Girl: Yeah they think they can skate, but there a bunch of fake ass beaners.
Girl: Yeah they think they can skate, but there a bunch of fake ass beaners.
by jgggggg76yhvghfvgvhvhvh February 21, 2009

A background character. The type of person who you don't seem to pay attention to and only has one purpose of existing and nothing else.
Kev: "Oh who's that walking around over there?"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"
Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"
Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"
by therealverycoolbrandon July 22, 2020

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
by Dick longington June 20, 2018

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.
by Esqueda December 26, 2023

I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024

him
by yeah4610 June 20, 2023

When someone is wanking and before they cum they jump and do a 360 and try to spunk in their partners ass
by Brian franks May 31, 2021
