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Johnson Boys

A group of mexicans trying to skate like a pro.
Boy: Did you see the Johnson boys today?
Girl: Yeah they think they can skate, but there a bunch of fake ass beaners.
by jgggggg76yhvghfvgvhvhvh February 21, 2009
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Thomas Johnson

A background character. The type of person who you don't seem to pay attention to and only has one purpose of existing and nothing else.
Kev: "Oh who's that walking around over there?"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"

Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"
by therealverycoolbrandon July 22, 2020
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When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
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Tony Johnson

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.
“Tony Johnson is that person that you’ll never forget.”
by Esqueda December 26, 2023
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Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.
I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024
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Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?
by yeah4610 June 20, 2023
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A magic Johnson

When someone is wanking and before they cum they jump and do a 360 and try to spunk in their partners ass
Marcus just did a magic Johnson on his wife
by Brian franks May 31, 2021
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