by LONG HORSE COCK November 22, 2021
Get the Jessemug. Jess is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. An angel sent from above. Perfectly imperfect. She is the girl of any mans dreams. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the fairest in the land. She is exceptionally punny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind boggling to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the complintents down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible. So to summarize, Jessica is an Angel and a modern day princess and any man to be in her life should be extremely lucky.
by Hiiiigirl895 March 30, 2021
Get the Jessmug. A punk ass nigga who sucks mad cock. Will always say “nigger” unprompted. And is a walking anti-pregnancy ad
by Jessehater#1 November 23, 2021
Get the Jessemug. Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)
by Zachary Ballzer July 18, 2022
Get the Jesse Justicemug. she is a beautiful sunflower that chases away the darkness. her smile lights up the entire room as she enters. she is the one woman that smites me with overwhelming desire... her scent is intoxicating, and can drive the average man wild!!!
by Kraven Moreheaad September 3, 2022
Get the jessmug. A nice and caring person. Has the biggest most amazing eyes that remind u of the ocean. Wears way to much cologne lmao. Might not be the best looking or popular but he is the person everyone wants to be a round when they need a laugh. says some of the sweetest things in the world. he's unique. he always knows how to make you smile or laugh, and can definitely cheer you up when your down. he's very trust-worthy, and you can tell him anything. yes, he's some-what perverted and says perverted things sometimes, but only says it to make people laugh. This is Jesse, he is different but proud of that.
by Jada Moore June 12, 2019
Get the Jessemug. by Sagek25 May 23, 2022
Get the Pulling a Jessmug.