date-jack

We ALL know we should NEVER grocery shop on an empty stomach. The same applies to a first date. We need to "take care of business" and jack off before that first date so SEX isn't the only thing on our mind!

I have a HOT first date and better date-jack before i go out of the house!

by DOOLgayguy June 3, 2009

jack rations

Jack rations are rations other than army issue, for example you bring some of your favourite tinned soup of lollies out bush that aren't issued in ration packs.

these goodies are called jack rations in the australian army.

Johnny bought a weeks worth of jack rations with him to the excersize.

by Sturms June 2, 2007

High-Jacking

The act of pleasuring yourself, while enjoying the effects of marijuana.

That OG Kush was great! I was high-jacking for hours.

by herpotprince April 20, 2014

Jack wheat

An annoying or irritating character

That guys a total jack wheat

by solos August 16, 2018

jacks dad

abandoning dad who leaves you for some fine granny fanny

jacks dad is where

by TheFlabbernator April 25, 2017

Jack Lescak

an absolute asshole who sexually grunts at everything, and becomes sexually attracted to anything you can make up, makes too many sexual jokes as well. If you have encountered one of these, then you have in fact encountered a "Jack Lescak".

A wild Jack Lescak has now appeared and is making sexual grunts and jokes, you now run away, however he follows and continues.

by I am a person that does stuff. March 1, 2017

Jack Frost

Someone who is really fucking pale has blonde ass hair.

"Go frost up my lawn you Jack Frost lookin' headass"

by tdizzley May 28, 2021