Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.
Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.
by tripmobius February 12, 2025
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Italian Spaghetti twist

During the act of oral sex, the one giving head suddenly yells “mama mia!” And performs a death roll on the males dick, while keeping it in their mouth. The one receiving head must recite a passage from an italian cookbook, specifically one about spaghetti or pasta.
Person1: yo dude how did it go with stacy last night?
Person two: yo duude it was great! She even did the italian spaghetti twist on me! It was amazing!
by Exo-Thermic October 22, 2022
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Italian Wall

When you’re overly tired due to consuming too much pasta and drinking too much wine
I really enjoyed my pasta and wine but damn I have now hit an Italian wall and need to lay down.
by vingratis June 24, 2023
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Italian whippa snippa

Grabbing a large ball of flacid pizza dough and whipping someone in the face with it.
Don't cross me, else I'll hot you with an Italian whippa snippa.
by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024
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Italian Durag

When someone eats pizza that is so shitty their puke breaks away from the chains and fills up their whole kitchen.
God Salvatore's is so shitty it made me do a italian durag.
by Captain Butt Fart December 20, 2017
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Italian sunburn

The sexual act of titty fucking a female so hard that that her entire cleavage becomes red, raw, and sore.
Dude, I totally gave Sally an Italian sunburn last night!
by Philabadee June 19, 2013
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Italian teacher

Super nice and caring and will right you a great college rec if she likes you but doesnt know how to teach and can’t handle screaming children she will bring you food and let you do what you want
My Italian teacher is the best I lover her class!
by ratatat663 December 05, 2021
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