Wakin' Bacon(sexual)

The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.

When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)

by Lostinthesauce6969696969696969 September 23, 2016

i smell bacon

"i see the cops, so lay low"

"i smell bacon, hide the dime"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Filipino Bacon Wrap

The act of wrapping semi-cooked bacon around your penis and having a partner suck it off.

Garret: "Dude, Sara gave me a Filipino Bacon Wrap last night. It was so awesome."

Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"

Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."

by VoodooSoup December 18, 2010

vertical bacon sandwich

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

by dunno August 21, 2003

Streaky Bacon Rasher

A rather large and extremely unnatractive poop stain in your white underware.

OR

A dish found in a Bahama Cook Book

My cat is licking off the streaky bacon rasher in the underpants that are laying on the couch.

OR

Wow mom! Thanks for making me the streaky bacon rasher tonight! My favorite!

by Bstrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 27, 2008

Canadian Back Bacon

When the chick is in the doggy style position, take a dump on her back. Then continue with the doggy style as you see fit.

I had her on all fours and then I gave her some Canadian Back Bacon.

by Creepy Dave February 4, 2010

Sure Balla Bacon

The Swedes' retarded expression for a cool way of sayin' "sure". (Balla means "cool" in Swedish)

"you want to eat meatballs tonight?"
"sure balla bacon"
"you wanna go to IKEA?"
"sure balla bacon"

by Swentheswamp September 21, 2018