Tate's Law

The phenomenon wherein the discovery or recognition of an individual, engenders a profound sense of regret or sadness due to the implications of their actions, character, or reputation, one wishes they had never encountered or known previously.

Jane experienced a deep pang of remorse when she stumbled upon Andrew Tate's controversial online persona, realizing the divisive ideologies he propagated. Her friend, understanding the gravity of the situation, empathetically remarked, "Well, that is Tate's Law for you."

by spacej@m July 1, 2023

Hermans Law

If it's not broken, he will break it
If it can't be fixed he can fix it
If he didn't think of it, it's wrong even if it's right.

You need to know what he is thinking, even if he hasn't thought of it yet

Everyone has tried to fix it can it be fixed? Yes! How do you know? Because it's hermans Law

by Amin Yashed July 29, 2016

required by law

A disclaimer used for obvious puns, corny jokes, and things that a person says every time a particular subject comes up.

"I need to go get some caulk." "Well I hope you get a nice, big, long lasting caulk. Yeah, I'm required by law to say that."
disclaimer cliche puns obligatory jokes

by SerenaBlackCat May 22, 2016

Law of Netflix

(noun) The principle that parental units, small children, or people you care deeply about WILL walk in during THE ONLY sex scene in the movie you are watching. Law applies regardless of movie streaming service.

*Two people kissing on screen. One has pantyhose on their head*

Younger Brother: What. Are you...

Me: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. Goddamn you law of netflix...

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*Watching Doctor Who. Dad walks in.*

Dad: Alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.

*Le one shirtless scene EVER*

by teamfreewill May 24, 2013

Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023

Fayezeh's Law

When the world gives you lemons and you create champagne out of them. The ability to be knocked down by force and then rise gracefully by using a greater force from within.

wow how was she able to achieve so many great things after what happened. Fayezeh's Law inspired her ....

by Willy_lex November 14, 2017

Owen’s Law

The longer a Internet discussion goes on the more Likely a communist will propose a Revolution will fix any and all problems

Guy 1: “I really think people are too closed minded about barbecue sauce
Guy 2: Well we can phase that out over the course of many revolutions
Guy 3: wow I thought Owen’s Law wasn’t real.

by LordFerpez March 9, 2021