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going to the flower shop

I just got a fist full of dollars from the race tracks so I'm going to the flower shop!
by sspamalot June 23, 2012
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Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"
Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"
by Vantik74 September 9, 2024
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Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.
by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012
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Knowledge shopping

Person who uses others knowledge as there own for commercial purposes, without paying person or persons for knowledge accrued
John offered an interview to a candidate through a recruitment agency So that he could find out how to design a square, because he'd never designed a square before, and didn't want to get sacked by his boss for a lack of skills and knowledge he couldn't be bothered to update. So John knowledge shopped the skills from an undergraduate pretending he had a job on offer when he didn't. This practice is called knowledge shopping.
by Samhall June 19, 2015
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light shopping

It’s like window shopping,but driving by houses gazing upon the lights on houses.
Let’s drive by houses and go light shopping!
by PaulTheWilson December 9, 2017
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shop lead

something that is very gay. it is put in place so the teacher does not have to do anything but sit there
by mike November 13, 2003
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SPY SHOPS

Remember tmobile data breaches Remember covid fire eye hackers king of Prussia investigations Remember Lockheed and Martin bombing Remember willow grove mall prostitution Remember Jim Jones people's temple Johnstown pa usa and Joannaburg

Africa Remember china threat fbi.gov

Remember consulates closing Remember wars Remember university city hot bunking

Remember all Philadelphia city hall leaders prisoned and BurbsCo injustice in housing and social media deathing

Check all internet, satellite, towers, electronic stores in willow grove mall area chipping implementation

Check all hotels and rooming too
Just noticed at&t doing Hacking with special ops pc late at night dude from wanted list on fbi.gov especially celebrities. civil liberties Please contact nato America needs to be shutdown and all my Landlord's arrested especially celebrities targeting me on social media exposing war games hosted on Drexel University and university of Pennsylvania campus with reasons of closing art schools, hospitals, businesses, ceos, world leaders connected to Co intelligences spy shops headquarters ucity in the past history of investigation and information of exact bad apples celebrities and departments targeting people housing Corporate injustice illegal immigrants and the china threat and golden triangle are responsible for the violence of Philadelphia Confucius institute bullying disguised themselves as black people too
Please do something awesome for us
Your apartment is a spy shop. Housing now a days is a spy shop. Civil liberties against spy shops especially in housing
by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022
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