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A Dirty Ending

When you are violently masturbating to the sound of death metal and as you climax, you think of your grandmother
Something weird happened to me last night mate.. well I was milking my one-eyed snake to the sound of fleshgod apocalypse and as I came... well I thought of my gran. Bit of A Dirty Ending that one..”
by letthelordbewithyou257 April 6, 2021
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the end of the first kiss

Well, this is certainly a pivotal moment. You either landed like a champ or you are in make it up mode. Wet lips, garlic tongues, and too much penetration can be an issue, but the passion and intention should override anything!
As Charlotte and Charlie found the way to the end of the first kiss they would have...well I already told how it went. It was the end of their first kiss. There would be thousands....
by von groovy July 25, 2024
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At The End Of The Day

A moronic catchphrase used by empty-headed imbeciles over and over and over who are too stupid to realize they are even saying it, or who foolishly think saying it makes them sound like they know what they're talking about, until hearing it makes your ears bleed and wanting to punch the speaker in the face repeatedly.
Before the end of the day, I would love to see everybody who says, "at the end of the day" placed into a rocket ship and then blasted off into the sun to immediately melt in unimaginable pain and suffering."
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unwanted bell end

A very special type of person that makes you want to kill them on sight, and only they can do this. Most of the time they are unwashed, greasy, disgusting. Common traits among these people are being racist, homophobic, sexist and just plain rude and annoying.
Alex is such an unwanted Bell End
Donald Trump is an unwanted bell end
by Heisenhoven May 6, 2018
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Furry End day

21 december 2020

the furry will be gone
person 1: imma shot furry
person 2: bro, today is furry end day no more furry
by seal the cute December 20, 2020
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double end fart

When farting in a sitting position, a fart splits at the butthole, a portion of the fart goes up the front and the back at the same time, both making a different sound at once.
It sounded like two people farted, but it was just a double end fart from one person.
by Thekeegster November 5, 2020
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