Cookie Goose

Crocobearmoose's famous line in Fred 3: Camp Fred, having a secret meaning of Pineapple Mango Tango Thanksgiving Turkey Cranberry Roast Beef Flat Tire Queef On Command.
Woah she had a Cookie Goose pussy on her! it tasted like heaven.
by PMTTTCFTRBQOC May 22, 2020
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Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it
Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.
by Goose Hunter November 22, 2023
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Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.
You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024
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Goose

A legend of the art in throwing partys, boozing, smoking weed, growing weed, and a mastermind of being a G
Guy 1: “Who’s that?”

Guy 2: “That’s the fucking man bro! That guys so cool!”

Guy 3: “Ya they call him Goose”

All: “Steez”
by Racecar backwards is racecaR November 23, 2021
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Goose

The opposite of duck. Uncool, non-overpowered, goofy.
Wait, acting like that is hella goose.
by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 28, 2024
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Goose

Similar to “checking someone’s oil” it’s the act of forcing your thumb in someone’s butthole only when there clothed of course No penetration
Me: hey man did you see what Ronnie Did?
Matt: no what did that little creep do?

Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her

Matt: oh wow

Me:yeah he’s sick

Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though
by Jordowski June 14, 2020
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Silly Goose

A woman who flirts with you but then looses interest and rejects you once you catch feelings.
Connor: Bro, how is Lizzie doing?
Mark: No idea, she stopped snapping me. She is such a silly goose!
by SpicyTriangle July 28, 2022
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