gooner

A long thick penis

I sent her a picture of my gooner but she hasn't responded yet.

by halfhorse September 9, 2021

Goonersexual

A person that’s only sexually attracted to their goons.

Brian wants me but we’re friends. i think he is goonersexual

by Isago October 5, 2021

Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals

He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch

by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022

Gooner

What a Spud would be if they could ever grow up and get some self esteem and class. A Gooner is a supporter of the best team in North London and a club with real history and class.

One Spud to another: I wonder what it would be like to support a club that actually had an illustrious history and a chance of winning things!

Other Spud: That's a scary thought, I wouldn't know how to react. I think I'd rather keep supporting Spurs, at least I know I am really good at being disappointed. I wouldn't even begin to know how to be a Gooner!
First Spud: I feel the same way. Happy St. Totteringham's Day!!!

by Moscow Blues July 27, 2022

Gooner

Someone who drinks goon aka cask wine (box wine)

Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.

Person one: …yeah, Mike is a real gooner
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.

by Maple_Leaves September 29, 2022

gooner

A musty man that is apart of a drug friend group.

The gooner just sold me drugs.

by oliver sims October 7, 2022

Gooner

Any fan or student of the second rate school University of Oklahoma. It is a portmanteau of “Sooner,” the school’s official nickname, and “Goon,” referencing the large fan base of drunk, uneducated idiots who would rather fight you than deal with criticism of their team, as well as the large number of criminals recruited to play for their men’s sports teams.

Cowboy: Hey, who do y’all ply next week?
Longhorn: Man, we have to go play ou. Those Gooners can’t even get their initials right!
Cowboy: Oh damn. I hate playing the Gooners. Their fans are the worst

by Petey_McShaggins_12 August 5, 2023