Ghost Load

Refers to the leftover mess when a man ejaculates (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of semen on his hands or other parts of his body. Others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term "ghost" load.

Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".

Example 1:

John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."

Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"

Example 2:

"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."

by spankerton February 14, 2013

The Ghost of Christmas Past

The first Christmas Eve after a spouse's parent has passed away, the husband dips his penis into their loved one's urn and has sex with his wife.

By dipping my penis into this urn and letting your vagina swallow the ashes, we are honoring the life of your late Mother. This is, The Ghost of Christmas Past.

by doofmonger May 25, 2010

ghost turds

dust under bed u find when dong sum spring cleaning

dust under bed, can be found under coffee tables and dressers, dumb little ghost turds

by jOMEL April 1, 2007

ghostbuster

Act of passing anal gas while in fact, obtaning oral pleasure from another. You fart while she is sucking you off, plain and simple.

I gave that dirty tramp a ghostbuster, boy did she squirm.

by tommy lynch May 25, 2004

Ghostbuster

When A Police officer Pulls An Individual Over For "Ghost Riding The Whip" He/She Is Referd To As A GhostBuster

"Aw , They Pulled him Over For Ghost Riding the Whip?" "Yea, They Some GhostBusters

by Jameezy July 29, 2006

ghost pee

when you need to pee but you dont actually need to pee.

i hate ghost pee

by poopoopooshiz April 25, 2010

Ghost producing

Ghost producing is most easily defined as the production of instrumentals for an already alleged hip hop producer who needs someone else to make his beats to rap over. Ghost producing is most easily relatable to "Ghost writing." In which a writer writes lyrics for a rapper to spit. Nonetheless this is all usually kept in secrecy unless stated on the albums credits.

"Kanye west bought beats from Madlib, but hes already a producer."

"Yeah, Madlib's ghost producing."

by Kingchop420 June 3, 2012