Feeling like a porn star

To wake up with a hard on.

I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal

by James dick Snyder February 7, 2022

Feeling Zandery

Feeling Zandery
(adjective / phrase)

When you get into a mood and start acting petty for no real reason — throwing shade, being sarcastic, or doing little things just to prove a point. It’s not full-on anger, just that extra bit of attitude that hits out of nowhere.

“Here w go again, he’s feeling zandery.”

“Look at this guy he’s feeling zandery.”

Synonyms: petty, moody, shady, sassy

by Drinkthatshitbrothaaa October 9, 2025

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

feeling silly

When someone is feeling a little horny...

"Im feeling a little silly..."

feeling silly tonight

by inexorableidle April 23, 2023

Bitch Feels

The emotion one has when he or she hates everyone and everything in the room but does not want to express it but still wants everyone to know it.

Everyone is having fun except one bitch
Me: Hey is something the matter?
Bitch: No *rolls eyes*
Yoda: Strong with this one, the bitch feels are. Kill it with fire, you should.

by JRocky September 20, 2015

Reply when I feel like it.

"Reply when I feel like it."
Means: "I'll never reply. I never feel like it."
Usually the response a guy gets when confronting a female on why she doesn't reply to his messages (and try to work things out).
Can also be undertext if they tell you "I'm busy." which means: "I don't feel like it."

Jason: "I want to fix things, but you never reply, you keep saying you're busy but you're always texting your friends". Sonya: "I'll reply when I feel like it."

by Seabeauty March 1, 2018

inexplicable feeling

a feeling that just can’t be explained it’s so inexplicable words can’t explain how it feels

“we were in the backseat of his car and i just got this inexplicable feeling, the butterflies were there but it was different, i almost felt high or intoxicated by his presence that it felt so passionate and raw. Yet the feelings are still inexplicable”

by diddyballs May 26, 2025