Facebook Applications Geek

Some one who has many facebook applications installed in his profile

Cherry: OMG, Did you see bruce's facebook? Its so messy with applications that I hardly located his wall
Jim: Oh, shit I know , he is a Facebook Applications Geek.

by KIDZO January 3, 2009

Facebook-Photoshoot

A Facebook-Photoshoot (commonly known as F-P's):For a facebook album/series of profile pictures to be considered as a F-P it must consist of at least 3 pictures with 2 or more of the same people in the same place in different poses. These pictures are usually taken by one of the people included in the picture, rather then having someone else take the picture.

Picture 1: Ashley and Colin with their arms around eachother (may or may not be taken by one of the two)
Picture 2: Ashley and Colin kissing eachothers cheek (may or may not be taken by one of the two)
Picture 3: Ashley and Colin smokin a ciggy bah (may or may not be taken by one of the two)

Since there are 3 pics it is considered as a "Facebook-Photoshoot"

by Sbb Magoon WA January 16, 2008

Facebook Encounter

The awkward situation where you find yourself being introduced to or mingling with some one that you know you have recently friend requested on Facebook, however never met them in person. It is a quite sticky and uncomfortable encounter, as most people choose to pretend they’ve never seen the second party before and keep quiet, knowing that the second party recognizes them and is equally as uncomfortable. This can easily lead to a facebombing, if the second party chooses to verbally recognize in front of others that you have recently “Facebooked” them- this generally leads to an awkward silence, putting your head down, and a frowning upon by the 2nd and 3rd party.

Guy: “Hi it’s nice to meet you too”

Girl: “Didn’t you just facebook me the other day?”

Guy: “…….... well this is a shitty and embarassing facebook encounter”

Girl and Everyone Else: “……………………”

by EEEEEE ZZZZZZZ EEEEEEE June 17, 2009

Facebook Slapped

When a person leaves their computer logged onto Facebook and another person updates their status or other information with something rude or vulgar.

facebook status before Facebook slapped...."Hanging out with firends"
Status after Facebook slap..."I like cuddling up with my snuggie while enjoying a good book!" Or "Sorry ladies I'm GAY!"

by white ninja,steve jock March 28, 2010

Facebook Hoe

A Facebook Ho is that friend that adds all the hot guys/girls that you met or became friends with first.

Haley: Look who added me!! Isn't he cute?

Teresa:Yess!!

*Ten minutes later*

Teresa: I just added him!!

Haley: FACEBOOK HOE!!

by lollipop12 August 8, 2010

Facebook Jack

Occurs when one poor soul leaves a Facebook account open on a public computer, or any computer for that matter, and gets statuses, pictures, sexual orientation, friends, groups, videos, applications, and all other aspects fucked completely up.

Generally used to teach valuable lessons about locking your shit up.

*Matt has been Facebook Jacked.

Molly: Matt, how drunk were you last night?
Matt: Not very, why?
Molly: You Facebook status says you "got fucked in the ass super hard without lube and you liked it."
Matt: Damnit! They Facebook Jacked me again!!
Molly: Maybe you should learn to lock your shit up.

by 69isthebestnumber April 14, 2009

Facebook karma

When somebody mentions one of their friends on their facebook page praising them or saying how good their friendship is, then for no reason just deletes it, insulting and upsetting their friend. Consequently something bad happens to them or they get bad luck. A cyber version of "what goes around comes around".

Girl: That boy that I've fancied for ages told me he didn't want to go out with me.
Girl's friend: Well you know why that was, because you replaced the thing in the little box on your facebook saying "Kate and Jenny BFFs" for a film quote. It's facebook karma!

by facebookkarma July 8, 2009