Egg in a Bun

A very short, chubby penis.

"So, how'd it go with Liam last night?"

"Oh my god, that guy totally has an egg in a bun!!" >_<

by SpottedDick March 31, 2009

egg harbor

when something is lame - also: eggy

This scene is egg harbor.

It's totally eggy around here.

by winslow October 9, 2003

Eggs benny

you eat eggs benedict then you fuck a girl doggy style and before you cum you puke the eggs benedict on her back and blow your load on it for the hollandaise sauce

I Gave April the eggs benny last night

by kombucha20 January 17, 2009

porn and eggs

PORN & EGGS. Who are we?

We are the new elite. We have Betty Davis eyes.

We are artists & dreamers, creatives, musicians, singers & dancers, writers, poets, optomists, freaks, geeks and seekers of lost souls. We are a rapidly expanding cult of cultural anthropologists and closet pornstars. We are love. We are magic. We are a hit and run operation. We are just one step ahead of the man.

We will scream your dreams with you.

Come give us a hug.

I heart PORN and EGGS!

by playapeople September 7, 2008

egg beater

The process by which a man ejaculates onto a woman and then proceeds to stir it with his penis.

After I splooged on Jane,I gave her an egg beater.

by jizzcock May 14, 2003

Cuppy Egg

A boiled egg that is placed in a egg holder.

That was a really tasty cuppy egg.

by Ross Holton July 26, 2009

Egg Balls

The worst insult you could ever give to somebody.

You suck egg balls!

by COZX June 16, 2018