Mittelschmerz drink

Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.

Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry

EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry

Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.

What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.

God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.

by TheClitoralHoodlums April 16, 2019

drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.

1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.

by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023

Subway "Soft Drink"

A drink

I am going to get a Subway "Soft Drink"

by chipdabeaver May 15, 2023

Happiness Drink

a cocktail comprising volka (titos or grey goose), soda, and fresh ginger.

Hi - could I please have a happiness drink?

by Tim222 October 1, 2014

Drinked

When you’ve had a few, but you’re having a few more. The future tense of drunk.

I’m drunk (I have had a few and I’m done)
I’m Drinked (I’ve had a few, but I’m planning on having a few more).

by Drinked March 23, 2025

Drinking with Your Pinky Up

Someone who is too high minded and sididdy that they think there Royalty or something like that.

DAVID: BITCH, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!
KATHERINE: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING AROUND HERE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE DRINKING WITH YOUR PINKY UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS, DAVID.

(Enters in next door neighbor)
Jared: Could ya'll keep it down or close the door . We're having a study group next door. Oh, and ya'll are in a library.

by Thatfatgirl1985. November 28, 2017

Zesty drink

Jeremy Clarkson's preferred soft drink. Usually either a Diet Coke or a San Pellegrino canned citrus drink.

I've got a cool box in the back of the Jeep full of zesty drinks.

by benebennus October 29, 2024