dink touch 

Secretly touching touching someone with your "dink" by way of a pelvic thrust, then yelling dink touch afterwards to humiliate the victim.

Person A walks up being Person B at the workplace and dink touches him.

dink touch by sportpro70 January 2, 2008

dinkle dong 

When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.

Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)

dinkle dong by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

Peter Dinklage

A metaphor for the male genitals. Peter referring to the penis, and Dinklage referring to the testicle sack.

Hey girl, I got a friend you might wanna meat, his name is Peter Dinklage.

Peter Dinklage by Stony Tark November 12, 2015

drinkglove 

A drinkglove is a single glove, usually fingerless, worn on one's preferred hand in holding a cocktail beverage of choice. Primarily used to keep one's hand from becoming uncomfortably cold, the glove has become a fashion accessory at clubs, house parties, and street corners throught the bay area and beyond.

Damn, that drinkglove is hot! You make that Natty Light look like Dom Perignon!

drinkglove by Gddy July 24, 2006

Drinking Machine 

An individual with a high tolerance for the consumption of alcohol.

Marie-Shireen is a Drinking Machine.

Drinking Machine by r9ufvn9ud November 8, 2009

dinkleberry

A tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man's ass hair. It can be the result of not washing your ass or not properly wiping your ass after taking a crap.

When the hippie/stoner pulled down his pants, the girl caught a glimpse of his dinkleberries and refused to have sex with him.

dinkleberry by toast455 July 2, 2005

woo woo dinker

A cow with 3 legs & 17 udders. It usually shoots out acidic milk from 16 udders and breast milk out of 1.

"ZAYUMMM! Is that a woo woo dinker?"
"Yesss omg I love how it squirts breast milk out of one udder"

woo woo dinker by YOURMOMSAWOOWOODINKER April 26, 2014