Donald Trump 

A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.

The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.

Donald Trump by Danger E September 26, 2025

Donald Trump 

Current President of the United States (2025), destroyer of economies and purveyor of cheese puff skin

"Did you see the news on Donald Trump and his tariffs?"
"Yeah man my stocks are down like 3000%."

Donald Trump by csh_0120 September 26, 2025

[donald trump] 

A living dick that want to rule the world but failed

You're a fucking donald trump

[donald trump] by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020

Donald-Trump 

Donald-Trump (verb): To make a false assertion with great authority.

(Donald-Trumped, Donald-Trumping)
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Donald-Trump (noun): A whopping lie or boastful claim meant to deceive.

(Plural: Donald-Trumps)

Examples

Verb: “I have too much data about this situation to be Donald-Trumped.”

Noun: “I’m not hiring him—after I checked his resume, I discovered it was filled with Donald-Trumps.”

Donald-Trump by iWitty June 30, 2016

Donald Trump Tie 

a necktie so badly tied that it hangs down to your sack and is scotch- taped in the back.

See...every photo of Trump taken with a tie on, i.e. every photo of Trump, but especially ones of him getting out of or on Air Force One

Look at your wrecked Donald Trump Tie. Pull it through your legs and make yourself a g- string!

Donald Trump Tie by AluminumAzalea March 9, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. 

A child that supports Donald Trump like they have a gun to their heads. Usually ranging from 4th grade all the way up to 9th grade. Usually has no knowledge of what Trump wants to do and totally manipulates their words to attempt to win an argument.

"When Trump builds his wall and deports all the Blacks, you'll be the first one to go! MAGA MAGA MAGA!!!!"

"Whatever you say, Donald Trump Jr.

Donald Trump Jr. by Freeday1 February 16, 2017

donald trump jr 

Not only is this the son of USA's worst president in history, but he also played a prestigious role in the Russian collusion so the orange cunt could get elected. Like father like son, he is a walking piece of shit.

Hey, did you know Donald Trump Jr. was born out of Trump's anus?

donald trump jr by ColdFire44 July 14, 2017