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Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
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Ugly as hell disorder

This disorder causes you to be ugly as hell since birth and rated under a 6/10 by majority of humans on the planet.There is no cure found for it yet but scientists are working hard on it.
That guy looks so bad he must have ugly as hell disorder.
by Brookzz1244 January 11, 2023
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Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.
"Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was caught tugging his nuts in the kitchen"
by Wenis man January 27, 2023
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oppositional defiance disorder

the affliction of dogmatically taking the opposite stance on the current thing to that of the main stream media
"I do not have the oppositional defiance disorder that some people have. .. There are a lot of people who are now in a position where the way that they determine what is true, is they go, 'What is the main stream media saying? It must be the opposite of that.'" - Konstantin Kissin 2023
by Minerva Austin February 19, 2023
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Testicular Syndrome Disorder

When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.
I talked to my doctor. They said I have Testicular Syndrome Disorder.
by Proud Feetus Carrier February 19, 2023
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big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird
by Matt Bando March 14, 2023
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Attention deficit disorder

The underlying condition that makes people kiss everyone's butt in order to get attention.
Keith has Attention deficit disorder so bad, he will do anything to get you to pay attention to him no matter how lame it makes him.
by Larrry Steiner April 7, 2023
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