occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."
"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."
by pvtDouglas March 23, 2019
Get the martian dirt mug.A nasty bitch who surrounds herself with rescuers in the hopes to use them even if it means she only gets a kids happy meal without the toy and still feels like she's won. A BOTTOM FEEDER
by Gage101 March 31, 2019
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by Rafael Poisson December 9, 2019
Get the bare dirt mug.Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.
Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?
by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019
Get the dirt wipe mug.Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.
by Verakk December 17, 2019
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