Crooks County

Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.

Only in Crooks County.

by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025

Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

Buchanan County Fun Dip

Buchanan County, Virginia, facing some degree of isolation nestled in the Appalachian Mountains, likely having little access to regular fun dips, has invented its own variation of the classic fun dip. Licking a male appendage to apply moisture, then sprinkling a little meth ("dip") on it, and finally proceeding with "fun".

The Sheriff's Deputies got a kick out of the case of Buchanan County Fun Dip that came across their desk.

by spazzyspaz August 28, 2025

Umpqua County

An unofficial county in Oregon that unites the coastal part of Lane and Douglas counties. Florence would likely be the county seat if this were a real county.

I wish Umpqua County were a real county. Lane and Douglas counties having coastlines feel off.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Adams County Grits ALA Gary

The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.

We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.

by mailman2504 September 29, 2025

albert county liquor pig

short (ACLP)
A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick

Did you see Ricky last night?
No

He drank a hole 24 he is totally an albert county liquor pig

by glenn swagmire October 8, 2025

Orange County Oil Change

The act of reaching your hand into the anus if an Orange County Resident, pulling out a log, whilst the Orange Counry Resident performs the same action on you. After you have both retrieved the dookie, both participants must then exchange their feces by placing the poop of the other participant into their own anal cavity

Gert: Yo, I gave Lafawnduh an Orange County Oil Change yesterday behind the TGI Fridays
Michael: Could you do that to me gang
Gert: Of course my cracker

by Fooligan Dictionary October 16, 2025