Bad Coconut.

The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.

Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.

by Camdelou February 5, 2021

Spoonless Coconut

A coconut that does not possess a spoon

Eat shit and die you spoonless coconut

by MrLesbian July 8, 2021

izzy commons

she is a lovely and kind hearted person who will always listen to you and help you out. she cares for you and looks out for you more than she does for herself<3

person- i really need someone to talk to :(
person 2- go talk to izzy commons she’ll help you and listen to you

by the person next to you :) February 7, 2022

Jace.common

Jace is the smartest human being

“Jace.common is so smart”
“We can’t match his smartness!”

by Jacekasenns February 24, 2022

Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 27, 2022

albanian coconut

while having intercourse under the influence of the white (the snow, blow, crazy c, etc.) and ejaculating (nutting) into your partner.

“yo b imma give u this albanian coconut if u keep looking at me like that”

by thealbanian November 5, 2022

Memphian Coconut

When you mix cocaine into your semen and have your girl snort it

"Dude, I gave my girl a Memphian Coconut the other day, best high she's had in ages."

by 7dollarsandachickenbiscuit April 16, 2023