taiya: "do u like your coffee HOOOOOOOOT"
hot coffee...
aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"
leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"
corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."
hot coffee...
aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"
leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"
corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."
by teenyweeny69 May 13, 2022
The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.
by Momma D6 February 20, 2018
A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.
"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"
by BenEvolutioN April 06, 2022
by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020
To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.
The human coffee machine
a coffee machine hence the name.
The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega
Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021
Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy
by iluvmesomecello February 11, 2011
An Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.
The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.
The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
by The Wonderer_69 June 26, 2021