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california girl

mostly referring to a girl from southern california, a girl is is normally a stupid skank with tan ass and tan boobs and is most likely a straight A student in school but can't even name the vice president. Mostly snobbish, stuck-up, slutty, materialistic bitch who cares more about her boyfriend than her own father, texts all the time and is married to her phone, drives daddy's BMW then crashes it and feels no sympathy,

normally a stupid absent minded and close-minded girl who only thinks about partying and being a slut and cares more about sweaty football guys with muscles rather than guys who are actually nice. Spends time at starbucks, or any public area such as a mall to spend daddy's money and abuse credit cards. A girl who complains about everything and thinks that cold weather is a tragedy and can never step foot in a 3rd world country due to massive materialism and dumb-hoe-ness.
That girl is really dumb and materialistic
she's probably a california girl
by thayamoviete August 1, 2012
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Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt
I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.
by n00b March 21, 2007
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Live oak california

The town in California that is about an hour away from the state capital, Sacramento. Home of about 9,000 residents.
california bad town dangerous fudge packer live oak California
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California Aquesuct

before the feather river aquesuct!!! dah other California Aquesuct sucked the life out of owens valley...
Going north from Palm Springs california on hwy 395 you can check it out!! There is a place on south end of owens ( now dry lake ) called "old dirty sock" hot stinky water comes out of the ground.. Yep California Aquesuct sucked all the water from bishop to "old dirty sock"..
by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006
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Storm Capitol

A Event that made 4 people died and alot of dmg and also made a bad look on trump
Alan: yo remember yesterday?
Alex: yes. the storm Capitol event.
by MetallicTophatAlex January 7, 2021
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California ignorance

Uninformed perceptions of other states that California residents have.
I wasn't surprised that someone like Nebraska would dress like that, but maybe it's just my California ignorance shining through.
by Fred Riahi June 1, 2006
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california Hand Job

Hey dude, this guy gave me the best California Hand Job last night, i came all over his toes.
by Zac Mike June 16, 2009
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