bat shit crazy

A clinically insane person beyond the regular diagnosis given to them by a psychiatrist.

Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

Cat Crazy

When an indoor/outdoor cat is locked up in the house for far too long due to inclement weather, and he gets to the point where he has to release his energy. This is done usually via misbehavior. Cat Crazy has defined symptoms such as the eyes gleam with this inner light, the cat looks around in a crazed manner, so his body language announces that the rampage is about to begin. Once this powerful force takes control of the cat, all previous house rules are "cur-tailed." Forbidden cubbards become mountain hikes to be relished; tops of refrigerators become peaks to be scaled, etc. After the energy is expelled, the cat then settles down for a relieved nap.

Now that it's 115 degrees outside during the day and 90 degrees at night here in Arizona, the incidents of our cats going cat crazy have picked up geometrically. We were awoken several times this week to the noises of our cats rampaging through the house in utter frustration.

Sheriff Bruiny Bear Goodfellow, who usually upholds the law by protecting the perimeters of the yard, sat in the middle of the kitchen floor, looking around furtively. He was about to break the kitchen rules, and he was well aware of it. The tops of the kitchen cubbards beckoned him as does a downhill run for a college student ditching class in winter. The forbidden rampage lasted only five minutes, but for him, it was worth every second. Thereafter, he settled down for a good snooze.

by Kit Carson July 21, 2010

guano crazy

A polite way of saying bat-shit crazy.

(Guano is the polite term for bat feces.)

quoted from Sevastian Winters, Yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011

I generally give Michelle Bachmann the benefit of the doubt, but I still think she is guano crazy.

by hir0 August 23, 2011

shithouse crazy

A state of crazy that is beyond repair. The most severe form of crazy.

Look at Francy. She has gone shithouse crazy!

by studstud October 22, 2011

Bat Crazy

Going irrationally crazy.

After the breakup, my ex went bat crazy and told lies about me.

by Ski777 September 29, 2015

Five-Shade Crazy

A person who is rejected/dissed in any type of situation and simply will not accept it. Unfortunately, a Five-Shade Crazy is unavoidable as said person is persistent and determined to "even the game" due to lack of self-confidence and/or maturity.

I told Mark I thought he was ugly, now he's totally being a Five-Shade Crazy.

by TheHJ March 4, 2010

kdk crazy

Thousand-demon-killing crazy.

A reference to the character Gonou Cho from Kazuya Minekura's manga Gensomaden Saiyuki. After his beloved Kanan was kidnapped and raped, Gonou killed a thousand demons his attempt to rescue her.

My kids are driving me KDK crazy today!

by The Paper May 6, 2007