County

British: The families or people who own land in the shire counties. They belong to the county set. These people are well spoken, have a high social status and live in a way that is typical of the upper middle and upper class. Suburban posh.
Those posh girls over there are a bit county
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Oldham County Highschool

This place is heaven on earth. Everyone is nice, and the teachers are so chill. We have the nicest school in the county and the best football team. Everyone is welcomed into this great school, and everyone is respected, but whatever you do, don't use the bathrooms upstairs.
Oldham County Highschool is better that South Oldham Highschool
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Oldham County HighSchool

Old·Ham Count·y High·School
/olddum countie hi skool/

Noun

Oldham County High School, (somehow) the wealthiest school in the county, that manages to be the shittest, most terribly, half-assed school.
A school that is full of minorities, but creates the most sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc environment for them. It allows peers to basically promote bullying.
It is a genuine shit hole, that cannot keep its staff, and can't keep bathrooms open, because freshmen can't just not flood the bathrooms. The faculty is a pathetic excuse for adults who "prepare us for adulthood" by putting policies on all of the technology we own and making it to where if even a glance at our phone can get it sent to the principal's office.

Fix the fucking auditorium, so many people see that part of our school, and it looks like trash and is full of shit, and the theatre kids have to keep it clean for you as you might as well pay them for doing it, but your funds are wasted on those "fancy boards" that you can't even give those underpaid teachers the raise most of them deserve.

Shitty towards minorities, shitty towards 405 plan havers, shitty towards special ed, shitty towards mental health issues, shitty towards the art department, shitty towards staff, shitty. Gives troublemakers a spotlight and makes it hard for everyone else. Get your shit together Oldham County HighSchool

Synonyms Include:
Prison, HellScape, Might as Well be Flordia, ShitHole, HellHole, Your Personal Hell
Person A: "What school do you go to?"
Person B: "I go to Oldham County HighSchool"
Person A: "I'm so sorry for your loss"
by SabreMoss February 07, 2023
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down on the county farm

In the county jail, prison, or rehab.
Jim back down on the county farm again. Everyone think it Joe who ratted him out. Shot caller will put the 'word' out when he find out.
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County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief
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Giles County Gucci

Any bucees branded clothing from the prestigious gas station just across the state line. A status symbol reserved for onky tge elite, wearing bucees branded clothing shows that a giles county resident is well travelled.
Did you see her new beaver earrings? Girl has that Giles County Gucci
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county clam

It’s one of those sluts that is bigger than the town pump.
Man Tina is just a slut but Crystal she’s just a county clam Who has double her numbers in dicks taken!
by Sevenisfunny April 21, 2018
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