Wet Clothing (cloth-ing)

The feeling and sound that your cum filled arse cheeks make as you walk

Make sure to cum in my arse this time... I'm not in the mood to be wet clothed

It was really awkward wet clothing (cloth-ing) past your parents this morning

by LocNilla February 9, 2019

Bum Cloth

A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.

Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.

by timsworld July 18, 2019

Cum Clot

When the toilet paper soaked in seminal fluids clogs the downstairs toilet and you know it was your cum.

Shit, The toilet is clogged from my Cum Clot!

by T-Boofy July 21, 2019

Table Cloth

A meddievil torcher device for brutaly wacking bad boys or girls on the bum bum

BENDOVER it's time for Table Cloth

by C_B6969 October 17, 2019

GingerBred Clothing Company

A fairly large online business founded by Nick Barath and located in Monroe, MI. Caters mainly to the Redheaded Peoples. Their website touts, "Ginger T-shirts for Redheads and those who love and admire them. High-quality graphics that are 100% produced in the USA." www.gingerbredclothing.com

'I got this sweet hoodie from GingerBred Clothing Company!"

by GingerBred Clothing Company October 17, 2019

saturated cloth

When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.

Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.

by Wolfpack2011 July 9, 2020

saturated cloth

When your undergarments are damp with the seepage of your irregular bowl movements.

Hey tomi, I’ve been tooting all evening and my crack is proper moist. I’ve got a proper saturated cloth down there... want to smell?

by 1102kcapfolw July 9, 2020