bulldogs in the bathtub

When a man puts his testicles into someone's asshole.

Her ass was so loose, I could have put my bulldogs in the bathtub.

by brooklyn dave September 7, 2006

bulgarian commando

When someone begins the process of knifing in call of duty with commando perk, but a bulgarian commando will travel up to six times farther and will go through every obsticle in the way of you and your victim. A bulgarian commando can run around an entire building before finishing the knife action. While in bulgarian commando mode, you are invincible.

Person 1: I was just bulgarian commandoed.

Person 2: Yeah, I saw him in midflight, he was at the other end of the map when he started, I tried shooting him but he was invincible.

by Random500128T January 2, 2011

crossfire bullshit

When two or more people try to convince you on something you are not eager to accept. But at some point, you start pretending you are convinced to shut them up.

P1: Jamie and Dave tried to convince me on how good vinegar tastes and how good it is for health.

P2: That's total crap, vinegar sucks.

P1: I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't shut up until I gave up.
P2: Lame, you've been crossfire bullshitted.

by hotelpapah July 6, 2009

Bulbasaur

1. To attack someone using a stick, vine, or any other plant object as a weapon.

2. To use a stick, vine, or any other plant object as a sex toy. Especially when using the vine for flogging/whipping

1. We were camping and we all got too drunk and started fighting. I had a huge branch and Dave had a switch and we bulbasaured until I knocked him out.

2. We were camping and we all got too drunk and started fucking. I had a bundle of twigs and a vine so I bulbasaured Danielle until she came.

by KlassikKiller December 18, 2015

bullying

something that you should never do, the girl that's always crying: her mother just died, the retarded kid: he can't afford books and he works to keep his family stable, the girl with the braces: her teeth will be beautiful after she is done with them, and she will have the most beautiful teeth, The gay boy: he shall be admired for coming out, and will always be happier than you in life, the kid with no friends: no one ever gave him a chance, The ugly kid: do you think he/she likes being like that, he/she is a child of god. The fat kid; his parents can't afford nutricious food, and parents can't afford to put them in sports

If anyone should get bullied it is the bully

Message to bullies:

bullying is the act of committing the most horrible crime: putting someone down for you gratification

by schima November 13, 2018

Alaskan Bullfrog

when you bang a girl so hard in the butt that when your done with gettin that ass it makes a croaking noise everytime she breathes in. it is more formally recognized as when you shove a bullfrog inside of a girls vagina and she starts croaking like a bullfrog cuz her orgasm is so strong from the bullfroggy.

Last night..... i gave your sister the alaskan bullfrog and the dutch windmill if you naw what im sayin

by Qweezy Baby July 20, 2009

Bullshit

1. A very clear lie.

2. Anything ridiculous, and/or unnecessary.

1. (On Facebook) Sees someone's wall post. "Truth is, you're pretty and nice.
You: BULLSHIT.

2. Sign-No shirt, no shoes, no service.
You: What? This is bullshit, I'm leaving.

by nonamesleftassholes November 29, 2011