brown secret

an anally discharged flatulence

Hey Joe I just let out a brown secret.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007

Bayley Brown

Fat ugly cow

Big ol bitch

Boy:is that a cow?
Girl:no its Bayley Brown.
Boy2:bro that cow just growled at me.
Boy:oh that must be Baley Brown.

by Herrrrrrrrrrr May 15, 2020

Brown fountain

When a girl/guy squirts from her/his ass when banged.

If the girl has had taco's the evening before and gets fucked so hard that she squirts a brown fountain of excrements.

by Dr. No Skill February 13, 2010

osmosis brown

My girlfriend's dogs friggin name

Osmosis brown stop shitting on the floor

by Tater Hoss January 13, 2017

Brown Brutus

A massive turd so big and girthy it feels like your getting stabbed in the ass as it passes.

Caesar said he had to go to the ER for a couple of stiches after passing a brown brutus.

I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Brown veil

A phenomenon that occurs when an individuals butt crack hairs are welded together by flecks of poo, forcing one to “break and entry” before entering.

Tried to take the dirt road last night but she had a wicked brown veil

by The blood thirsty gynecologist September 20, 2019

lindsay brown

she's the coolest kid on the earth

person 1; have you heard of lindsay brown?
person 2; you mean the coolest kid on the earth?

person 1; yea...

person 2; YEA! everyone loves her.

by b-r-y-c-e. August 13, 2011